

2 days ’till Merda
By: salvatore | March 17th, 2008
I had intended on writing a lot more today, but I’m currently sick with flu (and writing this in bed, pathetically using my laptop’s heat for warmth), so what can you do?
I’m taking all this as a bad sign for Wednesday, especially since Radu might miss the game, but in actual fact, anything can happen in the Derby:
I’ll no doubt be bombarded with spam from Rioma fans on this site now (go ahead, you can’t make me as sick as normal, I already have a fever) so I’ll just take some solace from the fact that there are people elsewhere rooting for Lazio:

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lazio merda hahaha how dumb are u putting the 7-1 score, dude we beat madrid and u guys didnt.5-0 recordi
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Hey Stefan, what are you illiterate…oh yeah just like your captain sputtotty. In case you didn’t notice this was a S.S. Lazio site, are you lost or just a loser???? Before you run at the mouth find out how many European titles your team has won (let me give you a hint, it rhymes with nero). La seconda squadra di Roma, non avete vinto un cazzo!!!!!!!!!!!!! Forza ManU!!!
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Biancoblv are you 10 , maybe because your a retard since we won the uefa cup but at the time it was called something else and by the way 3 scudetto,2 suppercopa,8 coppa italia.You feel dumb dont you what do you have uefa super cup lol oh wow im impressed.You type Forza ManU ,I wonder why who the hell would follow ur shit team.However Im a romanista good or bad so fuck u and ur shit team. Forza Roma , asromaoffside rules, look how many comments u have 3 lol lol lol.
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Did Lazio ever give Rocchi a contract, or are they still sitting there with their hands under their ass cheeks?
(I’ve been too busy with work to know, but last time I checked, it was taking them forever to lock down their own best player.)
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scusa, ma voi che cazzo avete vinto in europa? sta minchia? ma vatene a fanculo, va.
se fossi in te mi preoccuperei eccome, visto che per voi la stagione finisce mercoledi con il vostro ultimo obiettivo della stagione - cioe di non prendere altri inculate (anche se sono molto gradite dai tifosi laziali di merda) durante il vostro percorso verso la serie b.
la roma vincera e la lazie in b presto tornera.
forza roma, l’unica squadra della citta eterna.
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i swear i heard an echo in here after typing that last post. btw, morgue is not spelled “l-a-z-i-o-m-e-r-d-a b-l-o-g”.
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I guess I was wrong Stefan, You’re a loser AND illiterate. Lazio won the UEFA Cup winner’s cup and the UEFA Super Cup. Which, by my count, is two more trophies than lariomamerda has in Europe. Rioma won the inter-cities fairs cup and the anglo-italian cup, congrats. You should learn something about your own team before you open your mouth so you can avoid making an ass of yourself. As for your website, I don’t care how many people visit it, and I won’t be, because I’m not intrerested Roma’s second team, I’m an S.S. Lazio 1900 fan - the one’s who brought soccer to the eternal city. A proposito lamagica, scusa ma io mi preoccupa di la mia squadra, forse non ti accorge che sei capitata nel forum Laziale - forse perche come il vostro capitano analfabeta non sai leggere, boh? Che vinca, che perda, la riomer resta merda!!!! Sempre Forza Lazio!!!!!!
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wow bianconlv you are a retardd, were you dropped on your as a baby. The cups lazio win are shit,those are second hand cups, do you think there that important hahaha man your stupid and you call me illterate learn how to spell Roma.The team that always kicks lazio ass.Scudettos are more important then uefa super cup or winners cup which are complete shit considering now only. the champions of uefa and uefa Cl challenge for it.Not like before they put any shit team to win it, to feel proud of themselves. 3 scudettos , 8 coppa italia and 2 Supercoppa,1 Coppa delle Fiere (which is consider the old uefa cup since it involved top euro teams). We will smash you like we always do the lupo will eat the eagle for breakfast since a team that garbage can not be saved up for dinner.Forza Roma ,Fuck you and go grow balls kid.
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stefan, let this guy be so he can bask in the ‘glory’ of their second-rate trophies that they so proudly brag about. clearly for them its like winning an olympic event…in the special olympics, that is.
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hhahahahahaha this is like andre the giant wrestling midgets - mental midgets that is. Are you kidding???? You’re going to argue that Lazio has won nothing with a European Supercup and a Cup Winner’s Cup and then try to say rioma’s big claim to European fame is a Fiera Cup!?!?!?!? Then you’re going to change the topic and say that Scudetto’s are more important anyway????? You really are making it too easy. All right this is a waste of my time.
As for lamerdica, or whatever you call yourself, let me get his straight, la rioma hasn’t even won a second-rate trophy and Lazio’s trophies are crappy? Hmmm interseting logic.
Now kids, think about what we’ve learned here before we write back in a huff. I implore you to stop embarassing yourselves by trying to think and type at the same time - it’s not for everyone. Instead, take out your crayons and write something down first, and then get mommy or daddy to type it for you. Or better yet, crawl back under that rock you came from with your red and yellow scarves to keep you snug.
stick to a topic and get your story straight. Rioma never won UEFA and coppa delle fiere was never an important trophy. The fact remains, my half-wit friends, that if you are going to argue that Lazio has never won anything, then la rioma has never won anything, and if you say that Lazio has
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Lol.
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biancoblab, or whatever you call youself, wasnt it you that proclaimed european ‘dominance’ by citing those second-rate trophies to begin with? certainly wasnt me. obviously your inferiority complex at work here.
lets get your input on the 11 years spent in serie b? or maybe your team’s various attempts at showing rubentus how a propoer scandal should go down?
discuss.
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I said nothing of dominance, just that we have two more European trophies than you. I believe it was you two who began to qualify the trophies themselves. Just for the record.
p.s. recycling my put down of your name is a fitting tribute - imitation being the sincerest form of flattery and all. Thank-you for recognizing my intellectual superiority. Now if only you could pick a decent team, things might really turn around for you someday.
p.s.s. oh an “biancoblab” - sincerely, very funny - I know I talk too much. well done.
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again, i am not understanding how i was involved in the trophy discussion other than commenting that you seem to braging about having won more second-rate trophies. are you still breathing in the manure fumes from your plow?
regardless, i cant be concerned by your second-rate silverware. you have historically battled for inferior euro trophies (when you were actually in serie a) while, comparatively, we competed on more prestegious fronts. we may not have won any cl trophies but unlike ss cociaria, we at least had many more opportunities to compete with the elite teams of europe….and this despite your extra 28 years of existence.
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oh and “recycling” an insult is probably the wrong term. your attempt would have to actually be deemed an ‘insult’ to begin with for it to be recycled. you might want to hold back your self-congratulatory comments even though as a supporter of such a squalid team like lazie, you’ll take what you can get, even if it is self-imposed accolades.
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I believe it was stefan who brought up Lazio’s record in Europe, I am just enlightening him. Again, two second-rate trophies are better than your none - or is my math wrong? Moreover, we beat ManU for the Supercup (which by most fans’ accounting is not really a minor trophy)you guys didn’t do so well against them, now did you?
p.s. The bigger question remains, why are you on a Lazio website???
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no, your math is right but as i said, who cares about winning second-rate trophies when you get to typically compete at a higher level. supercup? puleeease. wooo fucking hooo.
its funny that you have to cling onto that one single result all the time for you lazie fans to come to grips with your inferiority complex. i understand it is embarrassing for you guys to be known as the 3rd most popular team in rome, behind rubentus. we, on the other hand seem to have a wealth of material to pick from when pointing out your team’s ineptitude.
i’ll start with the 27 point gap currently between us.
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The answer to your question about who cares, since we’re coming to the crux of this discussion, is YOU - you care. Otherwise why are you here trying to pick rhetorical fights with Lazio fans???? If there is so much material, if it’s abundantly clear that la rioma is so much better, then it should be self-evident and therefore moot. And yet, you are here!!! ……Oh wait, I get it, how brilliant!!!! You are Don Quixote tilting with windmills!!!! Way to go Man of la Minchia!!!
I don’t hate larioma, I could care less about them. I could care less about their fans. As a result, I do not search them out to talk to them nor do I care what they think (if indeed they do think which by by experience is infrequently).
Regarding your comment about Lazio’s fan base, and your earlier comments about tractors (I’m not sure if you were trying to offend farmers, la ciociaria or tractors, boh?) everyone knows that 3/5 of Roman citizens are riomanisters while 2/5 are Laziali. I didn’t know we were taking a census. However, it is also well known that established Rome is Laziale, while transient nova roma is riomanista. Sure, every Calabrese and Albanian who shows up in Rome buys a rioma jersey in order to show that they belong. In any event, it doesn;t really make any sense. By your rational, What is Juve? Since few Torinesi are Juve fans they are not the biggest team in Italy and one of the biggest and successful in the world? I don’t understand. Is there a law that says only fans that live within the city limits are real fans??? So I guess if I live in New Jersey I can’t cheer for the Jets? or the Rangers?? And if I do, it doesn’t really count because I wasn’t born on the other side of the bridge? Is that your logic??? Sounds just like the type of intellectual cazzata we’ve come to expect from a riomaneester.
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what the fuck are you on about still with this stupid trophy discussion. you are fixated on a futile arguement. also, you are one corny fuck with those lame insult attempts. me picking a fight? who’s the clown that is having a punctuation seizure?????????????????????? i believe its called dialogue and banter but obviously if youre not firmly pressing on the “?” key or the “!” key then youre unable to communicate your drivel to anyone. i guess when someone is shooting blanks with his ‘arguements’ he tends to resort to calling it a “fight”. now there’s a real sign of an intellect there.
tractors? nope, no mention of a tractor. 0 for 3 today, buddy. take a valium and re-read the posts to save yourself from being blinded by your own cyber rage.
check your census stats again cause youre full of shit. you made the claim that lazie are the only club in rome and i merely pointed out that is impossible when you are not even the second club in rome, but insted the third. even your rediculous and completely unfounded claim regarding albanians / calabresi reaffirms this since , as you said, “they want to fit in”…implying that they fit in with the majority. i have no fucking clue what that useless rant was about or even its relevance but i am sure you enjoyed that bit of decompression. ease up, fella. stress will kill you.
and lastly, i know its not hate that you have for our glorious club. it’s called envy.
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No rage here, though I dig the term cyber-rage (very nice). Last I checked lamerdica, plows are towed by tractors, or do you not recall mentioning plows either. You are taking my comment about Lazio as the “only” club in Rome far too literally, it’s meant to be rhetoical, as in the only club worth mentioning. Not to mention that in style as well as substance, your response is much more of an emotional diatribe, or is does your colourful use of language simply belie a poor vocabulary? If you have no idea what I’m talking about then why respond???? One doesn’t normally respond to nonsense unless they too are nonsensical. Once again, what are you doing here on a Lazio forum? (one question mark so as to avoid stressing you unduly). Ahhh, and at last we come to the refuge of all those without hope of edification, everyone is jealous of me, that’s wahy they don;t like me. Yup, must be it, it’s all envy.
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“plows are towed by tractors”
lol…okay, i’ll take your word on this, billy-bob farmboy. i’m not about to argue with an expert. however, “tractor” was not mentioned and that was the point, not the association you conveniently made. after all, you are one who likes to state things “for the record”. so, for the record, its “plow” not “tractor”.
“If you have no idea what I’m talking about then why respond????”
uhmmmm, i didnt respond to your convoluted rant. i dismissed it. you must have missed that part after your latest “?” conniption.
since you seem so incensed on finding out, i come to the lazio blog to keep you company and to have a little friendly pregame banter with our inbred, toothless cousins. quite honestly (and seriously), this particular derby seemed to have lost its lustre compared to previous ones, partly because your team sucks balls and partly because roma have much more significant objectives to be concerned about this season. thanks to our exchange, i’m warmed up for this game again.
likewise, enjoy the game and lets hope for relative civility from both sets of fans to honour sandri’s unfortunate departure.
p.s. where abouts in canada are you from? i’m assuming youre from canada since you spell colOUrful the canadian / queen’s english way.
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The part of Canada with tractors, plows and toothless hicks, I guess.
Ave Lazio. Prima squadra di Roma.
p.s I’m glad I could be of service to you.
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PO PO PO PO PO POOOOOO POOOOOOOO BIANCOAZZURO BASATAAARRDOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!-
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BIANCOBLV BASTAAARRDOOOOOOOOO
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Forza Lazio, e basta!
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